Let's talk about the elephant in the room. Literally.
When it comes to men's sexy underwear and costumes, there's no shortage of ways to show a little personality. From revealing thongs and fitted jockstraps to playful novelty designs, there's something for almost every occasion.
Here at MaleBasics, we'd like to introduce you to an elephant with one impressive trunk.
Whether you're looking to surprise your partner, put on a private striptease, or find something for a performance, choosing the right outfit can be half the fun.
Enter the MOB Elephant Thong, a playful twist on men's sexy underwear. It's not exactly subtle, but subtle probably wasn't what you had in mind if you're considering elephant underwear.
This Trunk Isn't Just for Show
That impressive trunk isn't just for show! It doubles as a functional pouch, with room for more than peanuts.
Made in Colombia from a stretchy polyester-Lycra blend, the MOB Elephant Thong features a low-rise cut, minimal rear coverage, stitched seams, and a tag-free finish. It's available in black or red.
One of its best features is the adjustable straps on both sides. Small metal sliders let you customize the fit rather than relying on a fixed waistband, giving this one-size-fits-most design a little extra wiggle room and comfort that even an elephant would appreciate.
An Elephant in the Bedroom?
Who says sexy underwear has to be serious? There's something appealing about surprising your partner with an outfit they weren't expecting. Sometimes it's a new pair of barely-there underwear. Other times, it's an elephant hanging from the front of a thong.
If you're planning a private striptease, why not save the elephant for the final reveal? Put on some music, slip into something unexpected, and give your partner a show. Or skip the performance altogether and casually walk into the bedroom wearing it. Keeping a straight face might be the hardest part.
Ready to shake up your usual bedroom wardrobe? If you've tried all the standard thongs, jockstraps, or revealing briefs and are looking for something new, this cheeky little elephant is a fun way to surprise your partner, get a few laughs, and bring something completely unexpected into the bedroom.
For Male Strippers, Dancers & Entertainers
For male strippers, exotic dancers, and adult entertainers, the right underwear can be just as important as the rest of the costume. Underwear is often one of the last things left on during a routine, so choosing what to wear deserves special attention.
Give Them a Show to Remember
The MOB Elephant Thong is a fun addition to a performer's wardrobe, particularly for entertainers who enjoy combining a seductive routine with a little comedy.
Before you show off the whole package, why not give the audience a little trunk show?
Hide your elephant beneath your outfit of choice until the final moments of the act, then let him make his grand entrance. When those oversized ears and that googly-eyed face finally appear, your audience won't know whether to laugh, cheer, or ask for an encore.
Not every audience is looking for comedy. Some prefer a more sensual and seductive show, while others enjoy a performance with a little humour thrown in.
Having a selection of classic thongs, jockstraps, and novelty designs gives you more options when planning your performances. You can switch things up depending on the audience, the occasion, and the kind of show you want to put on.
One of the advantages of novelty underwear is that it doesn't necessarily require a whole new costume. You can work it into a routine you already perform! Why not change the entrance or the final reveal to suit the occasion?
If you're wearing the thong for a performance, try it on with the rest of your costume beforehand. Make sure the waistband is adjusted properly and that you can move comfortably through your routine. If the act involves removing several layers of clothing, practise the transitions so the elephant doesn't make an appearance before you're ready.
A good reveal is all about timing, and this is one elephant you probably don't want escaping early.
Not Your Average Gag Gift
Shopping for someone who already has everything? Chances are that they don't have an elephant thong.
Funny novelty men's underwear makes an entertaining gift, especially when you know the recipient has the right sense of humour. We've all had underwear that ends up forgotten at the back of a drawer, but this little guy was made to be shown off. He might not be your everyday choice, but he's certainly got personality.
Bachelor & Bachelorette Parties to Remember
This elephant thong is sure to get some attention at bachelor and bachelorette parties. After all, these celebrations are about having fun, entertaining the soon-to-be bride or groom, and making memories. A performer showing up in an elephant thong certainly isn't your traditional striptease, and that's exactly what makes it so entertaining.
This elephant thong also makes a hilarious gift for the bride or groom, especially someone who appreciates a good joke. You could even send it along on their honeymoon and let them decide when to introduce their brand-new elephant.
Who Needs a Special Occasion?
There's no need to wait for Valentine's Day, an anniversary, a birthday or even the holidays. The best surprises are the unexpected ones. Just make your entrance and let the trunk do the talking!
For Valentine's Day or an anniversary, novelty underwear offers a brand new and completely different approach to the usual romantic gifts. If your partner already enjoys wearing sexy thongs or revealing underwear, it's a chance to give them something they probably wouldn't think to buy themselves.
Birthdays are another perfect occasion for a funny, unexpected gift. We all have that one friend who's got everything, but we'd be willing to bet they don't have a googly-eyed elephant thong. And if you're known for giving outrageous presents, this one should help you keep that reputation.
At Christmas and during the holidays, this thong makes a great stocking stuffer! Although you might want to suggest opening that particular present away from Grandma!
Before You Bring an Elephant Home
Fit matters, especially when it comes to a thong that relies on covering your naughty bits with minimal fabric. The MOB Elephant Thong comes in one adjustable size, designed for waists measuring approximately 30 - 40 inches. Make sure you check the measurements before ordering to ensure it's a good fit, especially when you're buying for someone else.
The MOB Elephant Thong comes in black and red. Choose black for that classic look; it'll go with just about any accessories or outfit you have in mind. Of course, there's only so much subtlety you can expect from an elephant thong. If you're looking to really stand out, go with red and let that trunk steal the spotlight.
Not everyone is ready to embrace their inner elephant, but if you're shopping for someone who is, you've probably found your perfect gift!
Don't Ignore the Elephant in the Room
When you first stumbled upon the MOB Elephant Thong a few things probably came to mind. Maybe you immediately thought of your partner, a performer, or a friend who'd appreciate the joke. Or maybe you've been looking for an excuse to add an elephant to your own underwear drawer.
Whatever the occasion, there's nothing wrong with showing off a little personality…and package.
Some things are just too good to keep under wraps.
